I'm trying to start the day off with a little humor..
With so much turmoil in the market today, for example the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America. For all of you with any money left, be aware of more mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Here are some consolidations to watch out for later this year and into next......
1) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa .
5) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally...
9) The merger of Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson the new name will be: TittyTittyBangBang.
Info about the author:
Valerie Osterhoudt is a Cromwell Connecticut Residential Realtor who can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Middlesex County of CT, as well as the surrounding areas. Please visit me at www.CTrealtorMLS.com for all your relocation and/or local needs.
Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR - Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - 860.635.0387 #2 - valerierealtor@sbcglobal.net
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Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR
(Accredited Buyers Representative)
Is a Full Time Realtor® with with Johnson Real Estate, in Cromwell, CT who specializes in Homes and Condos For Sale in the Middlesex and Hartford Counties in CT.
Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR ~Johnson Real Estate, Inc.
cell: 860.883.8889
email: Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR
website: www.CTrealtorMLS.com
