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FRIDAY FUNNIES... For the older set, and for the young ones to look forward to

FRIDAY FUNNIES... For the older set, and for the young ones to look forward to 

This was just too funny not to share.  The sad thing is that I can relate to some of these... UGH.  When did I get OLD.  No, comments please on that one.

Here are perks of reaching 50, or being over 60... and heading towards 70 and beyond.

 

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run  -- anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?'

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20. And you notice these are all in big print for your convenience.


AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

21. Never, NEVER, NEVER, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on  the same night!

Hope you enjoyed a little levity today.

 

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Info about the author:

Valerie Osterhoudt is a Cromwell Connecticut Residential Realtor who can assist you with the purchase and/or sale of real estate in the Middlesex County of CT, which includes Cromwell, Rocky Hill, Berlin, Middletown, Wethersfield, Newington, as well as all other surrounding areas.  Please visit me at www.Cromwellrealestate.com for all your relocation and/or local needs.  

For real estate.. all you need to know, is VALERIEO  

If you're thinking about buying a home in Cromwell CT area, there are plenty of great buys in today's market.  There is no better time than now to take advantage of these homes while interest rates remain at an all time low.  For more information on Cromwell CT real estate's homes and/or condos please visit Johnson Real Estate to access the newest listings.

 Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR - Johnson Real Estate, Inc. - 860.883.8889 cell - valerierealtor@sbcglobal.net

 Copyright © 2011 - By Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR - All rights reserved...... ***FRIDAY FUNNIES... For the older set, and for the young ones to look forward to***

 

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Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR
(Accredited Buyers Representative)

Is a Full Time Realtor® with with Johnson Real Estate, in Cromwell, CT who specializes in Homes and Condos For Sale in the Middlesex and Hartford Counties in CT.

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Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR ~Johnson Real Estate, Inc.
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email: Valerie Osterhoudt, ABR

website: www.CTrealtorMLS.com

 

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